Wednesday, June 29, 2011

I hate the word "Should"

Whenever I use it, I feel dirty.
  Me: That report should be fixed now.
  Person: Should? You mean there's a chance it's not?

Whenever I don't, it comes back to bite me.
  Me: That report is fixed now.
  Person: It just broke again. You said it was fixed. I demand satisfaction! *slaps me in the face with a glove*

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